May 1963, born in Maine- lived in Massachusetts, Western New York, Michigan,
Los Angeles California- and Back to Maine Again.

Was a professional bartender, comic, commercial actor, and in-house security for Hollywood elite.
Currently- a book writing and cancer fighting contender, but you got to know being a guard for the stars . . . that gig was really pretty sweet.

I come from great stock; Mother Emma, Father Oscar, older Brother Mark, younger Brother Paul-
Aunts, Uncles, Cousins, blood or surrogate, along with Grand Parents, you
all totally Rock. . . So Much I Love You All!

I have lived a charmed life and will continue to call my own shots
as I have always done.
Life is made for Loving, Living, Giving . . . and having loads of fun.

I am passionate for doing what is right, compassionate for the “underdog’s plight”
Often times a “goof”, rarely aloof.
Below average on officious and not quite superstitious.
I appreciate the absurd, and continuous plays on words.

I am Loving, Caring, Understanding to most. . . but trying to make it more.
For you whom I have not been, I raise a toast, “let’s make it
better than before”.

I am a gaffer (as in a maker of mistakes), a laugher (as in whatever it takes) to make life a bit more bearable.
For to laugh at our own imperfections is perfect and to laugh with others we understand things are not so terrible.

I have oh- so many amazing friends,
and a great memory for things that make no sense.

I admit that my view of life can be silly at times, occasionally deep,
and quite a bit off-center.
I am proud of this and “own it” outright, for to these facts I am no renter

I believe we are “all in this” life together, be it thin or a bit thick.

It is a pleasure to introduce myself. . .
Hi, I am Johnny “JR” Remick